"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."
- Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)
"You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him"
- My best friend after I broke down last night (via snooty-fox)
(Source: milligrxms, via gypsy--soul)
"Never allow loneliness to drive you into the arms of somone you know you don’t belong with."
- (via bl-ossomed)
(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via gypsy--soul)
"I did not intend to get this drunk"
- Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)
"Oh, me? I’m not 80% water. I’m 80% coffee, and a little bit of sass."
- Zooey Deschanel